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Online fun with animals that's not pornographic but still
creepy http://www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english/
"OK, Rafael, my little Tootsie Roll," I replied. "Since you've been so good today I'll go get you that hat." But where can one find an appropriate hat for a good kitty? Japan. But if you can't spring for the transpacific flight you can contact Japan online at www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english/, where expert tailors are on duty to fulfill your cat's dress-up needs. If the dancing cat graphics aren't enough to tickle your sides, check out the poorly translated English, which encourages you to "Take off her clothes and give her a hub, say 'Thank you!'" It may have cost 3,800 yen, but my little Rafael is worth it. Respond: letters@boulderweekly.com
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Some folks claim to be animal psychics—meaning they
can communicate with the animal kingdom telepathically. I'm not an animal
psychic. However, I am sensitive to my cat's needs. For example, I was checking
my stock portfolio last Saturday afternoon when my cat leapt onto my laptop and
fixed me with a big green gaze. I instantly knew that he wanted
something—and his melancholy stare screamed, "Please buy me a hat."
